Polite vs. Rude, Part II

Elevator Etiquette:

I know that most people in the elevator do not talk to strangers. Hell, even I pretend to be pre-occupied with my cell phone, the carpet pattern, even sometimes whispering the 50 states in alphabetical order...Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas... With that said, when you are waiting to enter the elevator, please wait for all to exit. This past weekend, a BITCH decided to enter the elevator at Pacific Place before all had exited. I did say "Excuse You!" in return, to which she said "Excuse You!". As I turned and yelled "what bitch?" the doors closed. I was filled with abnormal rage and wanted to smack this girl in the face. Now I was raised that violence is never the answer, and to never hit a girl. But does slapping count? It should. You know what, I WOULD smack a girl. SMACK! and run like hell.